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Post by narcissisticfreak on May 30, 2010 10:07:33 GMT -8
*ehem* Stay on the sunny side, always on the sunny side of life Feel no pain as we drive you insane stay on the sunny side of life
JOKES JOKES JOKES
yesh this is teh one and only jokes thread whopee!!!
I will start us off
A guy goes to a bar called the laughing mustang amd the bartender is looking deppressed so the guy asks whats wrong The bartender says "this bar is called the laughing mustang and the horse in the back just wont laugh" so the guy says " if you pay me 500 dollars ill make him laugh" and the bartender agrees to it sure enough the bartender hears the horse start laughing the man comes out and collects his payment and leaves
the man goes to the bar again 6 months later and its called the crying mustang he goes in and the bartender is looking depressed again so the guy asks why the bartender says " well I lost a bet and had to rename this place and that horse wont stop laughing" the guy says "pay me another 500 and ill make him cry" the bartender agrees again and the man goes out to the horse soon the horse is crying the man comes back and beore he can grab the money the bartender pulls it backand asks " how did you get it to laugh and how did you get it to cry?" the man says " well to get it to laught I said mine was bigger than his, to make him cry I proved it."
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